I Ain't No Willy Loman

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

secretpapi:

why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.

the-goddamazon:

youngblackandvegan:

Hey Arnold! mastered the art of

diversity without making the PoC into caricatures

The 90s were a good time for POC-inclusiveness on TV.

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

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Anonymous asked: hey have you thought of where you want to go to college yet?

beyoncebeytwice:

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

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tagged as → #GoT #bloopers

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"Watch what you’re doing, James!" Lily exclaimed, pushing his hand away from his cauldron. The potion inside was bubbling furiously, and she glared at him.
"Sorry Evans," he said, abashed. "It’s just hard for me to focus with the most beautiful potions expert standing next to me," he explained with a grin.
Lily blushed, but tried to keep her expression stern. “Just… try not to blow up your cauldron, Potter. I like my eyebrows as they are.”
"Me too," James agreed, still grinning as he continued dropping ingredients into his cauldron.

"Watch what you’re doing, James!" Lily exclaimed, pushing his hand away from his cauldron. The potion inside was bubbling furiously, and she glared at him.

"Sorry Evans," he said, abashed. "It’s just hard for me to focus with the most beautiful potions expert standing next to me," he explained with a grin.

Lily blushed, but tried to keep her expression stern. “Just… try not to blow up your cauldron, Potter. I like my eyebrows as they are.”

"Me too," James agreed, still grinning as he continued dropping ingredients into his cauldron.

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comicallyvintage:

Regrettably Bruce’s parents had passed on before they managed to have ‘The Talk’.

comicallyvintage:

Regrettably Bruce’s parents had passed on before they managed to have ‘The Talk’.

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dumbledore and snape in the afterlife
dajo42

okeedokeeartichokee:

madamemercury

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When we took Shakespeare’s ‘Measure for Measure’ into a maximum security woman’s prison on the West Side…there’s a scene there where a young woman is told by a very powerful official that ‘If you sleep with me, I will pardon your brother. And if you don’t sleep with me, I’ll execute him.’ And he leaves the stage. And this character, Isabel, turned out to the audience and said: ‘To whom should I complain?’ And a woman in the audience shouted: ‘The Police!’ And then she looked right at that woman and said: ‘If I did relate this, who would believe me?’ And the woman answered back, ‘No one, girl.’ And it was astonishing because not only was it an amazing sense of connection between the audience and the actress, but you also realized that this was a kind of an historical lesson in theater reception. That’s what must have happened at The Globe. These soliloquies were not simply monologues that people spoke, they were call and response to the audience. And you realized that vibrancy, that that sense of connectedness is not only what makes theatre great in prisons, it’s what makes theatre great, period."
— Oskar Eustis on ArtBeat Nation (he told the same story on Charlie Rose)

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With Jeff… he sees a light and he’ll want to go to it, then he won’t go to it, then he’ll go to it. … I wouldn’t presume to know what Jeff is going to do."

Joel McHale responding to a shipping question from the mod. I’m not sure if he meant something good Jeff goes after, or a negative temptation he indulges in. Or if he meant something else. It could have been about Annie or Britta, it was hard to tell from context. He basically dodged the mod’s “Annie or Britta?” question by deferring to Dan Harmon, and implying that Jeff doesn’t really change.

To clarify, he was talking about hypothetical Jeff behavior/attitude, not actual predictions.

Harmon reiterated his “people have crushes and are sexual beings but no one relationship will take over the show” opinion, with a comment about certain relationships having energy or something. All stuff we’ve heard before. Neutral skewing J/A.

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Alison Brie for Rhapsody Magazine

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trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

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